It took me a while to realize that JO stood for jack off.

The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the “Beat It” video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.

Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I’m a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play “Beat It” over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting.

I’ve wasted at least an hour reading the best of list.

via best of craigslist: BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO – m4m.

UPDATE: Thanks to commenter Robert for that one.