I’m going to hell for the amount of laughing I did whilst reading this.

James W. Heselden, a British businessman who invented and sold fortification containers for flood control and military protection and who owned the company that makes Segway electric scooters, died Sunday after plunging from a cliff in West Yorkshire, the police said, apparently while touring his property on a Segway. He was 62.

via Owner of Segway Company Dies in a Segway Accident – Obituary (Obit) – NYTimes.com.

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